FAVORITE FILMS → You’ve Got Mail“I turn on my computer. I wait impatiently as it connects. I go online, and my breath catches in my chest until I hear three little words: You’ve got mail.”
But I’m sure he’d make a pretty decent job of your boiler.
I mean the TARDIS could get in there alright but entropy would bleed her power sources, you see, trap her there until the entire universe decayed back into the quantum foam.
Which would take about… three minutes, give or take.