PS. Anytime you’re in a restaurant with a group of friends and one of them goes to the restroom or bathroom (presume there are many nationalities involved in this AMA), tell the waiter that it’s that person’s birthday. Not only is it fun to embarrass the hell out of the poor victim, but you get free cake in the bargain. (x)
i’d be so alone without you, maybe you’d be lonesome too…and blue
get to know me meme - [1/5] favorite male characters: jake peralta (brooklyn nine nine)
"Here’s a question for the group: What is the longest funeral you’ve ever attended? Ladies first."